Things will get very awkward for Sookie and Bill. What is in the water these people drink?ħ. And she might have the most ridiculous body in True Blood history. We all remember that one time with Lorena. Emotionally prepare yourself to see Bill with another lady.Traumatizing, we know, but don’t forget: Bill is a sex maniac. Find out about Bill’s mysterious history with Nan Flanagan.How did Bill win the Louisiana throne anyway, and what exactly are his ties to the AVL?ĥ. The premiere was lacking in sex and violence department, but you’re in for a tasty treat next week!Ĥ. Get ready for some serious blood and violence. We don’t want to spoil too much, but Bill + black nail polish is more amazing than you could possibly imagine.ģ. Expect to find out what happened in Bill and Sophie Ann’s fight to the death early on in the episode. Wetpaint got an exclusive look at next week’s all-new episode and we’ve rounded up some tempting teasers to get you in the mood for blood! Proceed at your own risk.ġ. We suggest you stock up on paper bags, just in case you need something to hyperventilate into while Sam prances around the forest as a horse. If you thought True Blood’s Season 4 premiere was amazing, you have no idea how blown away you’re going to be next Sunday. If not, join my cranky club, and enjoy this trailer for episode 2, “You Smell Like Dinner”: Go on, we’ll still be here when you get back.Ĭongratulations if you’re amongst the lucky ones whose cable provider allows you access to HBOGO and you have therefore already watched the next episode. Which was GREAT by the way, so if you haven’t seen it yet, GO DO THAT NOW. Who needs to come up with a snappy headline when the episode title is so nicely True Blood? You might want to hold off watching this promo if you haven’t yet seen “She’s Not There,” the first episode of the new season. Jessica's cravings for human blood become stronger as she struggles to control them. Sam discovers some things about Luna's demons. Jason is the recipient of some unconventional medical help. Bill and Eric discuss a local coven that could be a problem for the vampires. Tara and Sookie are back together to work on a real-estate issue.